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Wednesday, September 14, 2011

"V" is for Vegetable Invasion

                                             THE VEGETABLE INVASION

                        By Jay 
   (a 6th grader many, many years ago)

   to my sister, Renae...may my spinach
            always end up on her plate

Long ago, in a galaxy far, far away, a race of highly intelligent vegetables existed.  There was no hunger or war on this planet and they lived by the motto "Lettuce Have Peace".

One disastrous day the Seer of the planet, Mr. Potato Head, looked into the future and saw that a huge cheese sauce was going to destroy their entire civilization.  He ran to warn their ruler, Caesar of Salad.
             "Tell everyone that we must evacuate the planet immediately," Caesar cried.
             "But where shall we go?" asked Mr. Corn, who had heard all the chaos.
             "To the planet Earth!" said Mr. Lettuce, who was the head of core intelligence.  "On Earth we will be superior beans!"
So they all climbed into their carrot sticks and flew to Earth just before the giant cheese sauce made vegetable dip of the entire planet.
When they arrived, they found that Mr. Lettuce had been right.  The inhabitants of Earth were infinitely more inferior to the vegetable race.  The humans couldn't see into the future, they had no super-sonic hearing, and the closest thing they had to real intelligence was a Cabbage Patch Doll!

Unfortunately living in a nearby valley was a terrible giant who hated vegetables.  Even as a little giant, he refused to eat his broccoli.  This giant was determined to rid the valley of all the vegetables, so he called together all of his dwarf servants and told them of his plan.  They were to lure the vegetables into the valley by inviting them to the Betty Cracker National Vegetable Bake-Off.  (Little did they know that THEY were the ones to be baked off!)

When the vegetables arrived ready for the contest, the dwarfs led them into the giant's evil lair.  It looked pretty pleasant, but Mrs. Avocado knew something was wrong.
                  "I fear we have fallen into a pit!" she cried and then the door slammed shut.
                  "Ha ha, ha!" came the laugh of the giant.
                  "Somehow I seem to know that laugh," said Mr. Lettuce.  "What color is that giant?"
                  "Why, he's GREEN!" screamed the vegetables.  "We should have known! We're in the valley of the Jolly Green Giant!" they screamed.

As the giant turned the knob of the huge microwave to "Vegetables....well done," the poor creatures began to lose their super powers.  The potato became blind, the corn was deaf, and even the beets lost their rhythm!

Yes, the vegetables were done, but not forgotten.  Their story was passed from generation to generation, down through the ages until even to this day you can find a head of lettuce, an ear of corn and eyes still grow on potatoes.

This was written by a 6th grade student of mine many years ago who assured me that this story was original and not copied.  The clip art is from and came from a "free" clip art link.

I am linking to Jenny Matlock's Alphabe-Thursday blog for the letter "V".


Julie Tucker-Wolek said...

What a SWEET story! :):):):):):):):):):):)

EG Wow said...

I wonder where that sixth grader is NOW!

ellen b. said...

A vegetable story perfect for the letter V! I didn't even think of vegetables for V...duh.

Anonymous said...

Very creative!

Anonymous said...

So sweet!...Hey I think they copied yalls story,they are called the VeggieTales! this.

Betty (picture circa 1951) said...

I wonder where Jay is now? He had quite an imagination.

aprons & Old lace said...

Wow! What a great story. That student definitely had a lot of imagination! I enjoyed it very much. I'm stoppin' by from Jenny Matlock's Alphabe-Thursday. The photos of your Mother are gorgeous. It seems that many women of past generations took pride in their appearance. She looks so lovely!

lissa said...

cute and fun story! though I'm sad for the vegetables. perhaps they should ask yoda for help...

Esther Joy said...

What a creative 6th grade student! Great story!

Judie said...

What imagination! I'm glad you kept his story! Perfect "V" post.

The Cello Strings said...

fond memories.

bless you.

Kathy Felsted Usher said...

This is a great story!

Nick Thomas said...

Ahhhh. The vegetables are coming, the vegetables are coming!

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JDaniel4's Mom said...

Well done! They did a great job!

Sue said...

How creative is that? Perfect V post!


Cheryl D. said...

Very cute vegetable story!

Jenny said...

What a fabulous story! I love th is!

So perfect for the letter V!

Thank you for sharing this vivacious link and a smile with us this week!